🧔🧔‍♂️ BEARD BALM FOR THE BROODING BEAST 🕯️
Soften. Soothe. Summon your style.
More than just a balm—this is your beard’s armor against the abyss.
Crafted to banish dry, cracked skin lurking beneath the bristles, our beard balm is rich, conditioning, and forged for comfort. No more itch. No more flake. Just a well-behaved beard and skin that isn’t screaming from the underworld.
How to perform the ritual:
🔺 Brush upwards into the beard to work balm into the skin and roots — where the real damage dwells.
🔻 Then smooth it back down through to the ends for shape, control, and a finish worthy of the nether realms.
Infused with nourishing butters and our signature sinister scents, this balm is the perfect middle ground between oil and wax — enough hold to tame the beast, enough moisture to resurrect your face from the dead.
Hydrate the horror. Soothe the soul beneath the scruff.
Now available in three soul-stirring scents:
•🪦 Obituary – Dark, bold, and unforgettable. A scent so good it should be illegal in the afterlife.  - (Woody)
•🩸 Sacrament – Sinfully clean with a sacred twist. Consider this your holy water upgrade. (Bourbon)
•⚰️ Eulogy – Smooth, mysterious, and hauntingly masculine. A final farewell to boring washes. (Perfume Dupe)