🧔 BEARD OIL FOR THE DAMNED 🧴
Hydrate. Haunt. Hold your hellish look.
Summon strength, shine, and sinister style with our beard oils, brewed for beasts who don’t believe in basic grooming. Whether you’re sporting a devilish stubble or a full-blown crypt keeper mane, this oil will soften your strands, nourish the skin beneath, and leave you smelling like pure damnation.
🔮 Lightweight and fast-absorbing
🌿 Packed with nourishing oils to banish beardruff
💀 Infused with dark, masculine scents that linger like a ghost in the night
Now available in three soul-stirring scents:
•🪦 Obituary – Dark, bold, and unforgettable. A scent so good it should be illegal in the afterlife. - (Woody)
•🩸 Sacrament – Sinfully clean with a sacred twist. Consider this your holy water upgrade. (Bourbon)
•⚰️ Eulogy – Smooth, mysterious, and hauntingly masculine. A final farewell to boring washes. (Perfume Dupe)
Available in our signature gothic blends — each drop is a ritual in a bottle.
Because your beard deserves more than mortal maintenance.
Feed it. Frighten with it. Rule with it.
- 30ml bottle, please ignore typo on label
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