Cadaver Wash 🪦
Because even the dead deserve a decent wash.
Meet Cadaver Wash — a creamy, indulgently fragranced goat milk body wash made for washing away the evidence of the day… and leaving your corpse smelling suspiciously good.
Lather up and let the rich, silky formula cleanse your skin while your chosen Scentanic fragrance clings to your freshly resurrected remains.
Available in all your favourite Scentanic scents, because apparently one scent for your corpse simply isn’t enough.
🪦 500ml bottle
🖤 Available in all scents
🧼 Rich, creamy lather
☠️ Made for daily washing
👻 Smells good enough to raise the dead
Directions: Lather over wet skin, rinse thoroughly and emerge from the shower looking slightly less deceased.
Warning: May cause compliments, excessive sniffing and an irrational desire to name your shower.